I recently found out that I was Irish (should have been obvious with this hair, but when has anything ever been obvious for me?), so I’m here to wish you a very happy Saint Patrick’s Day. Watch some Boondock Saints, eat Irish soda bread, and if you’re of age, go pour yourself some beer.
Sincerely, this way too Irish looking woman:
PS: Why, yes. I am wearing green and will be watching Boondock Saints this evening. But, I will not be drinking or having Irish soda bread. I’m out of flour; schade!